Things I Know for Sure

i've never touted myself as a know-it-all. However, I'm pretty sure about the following things.

1. If you look good in a speedo, you will look better in virtually any other type of swimwear.

2. You don't actually have to swerve left to turn right. Really, you don't.

3. We are an entire generation of women who are making our lives up as we go along. Despite (or perhaps because of ) all the coulda, woulda, shoulda moments that have come and gone, we've learned how to have a good laugh, an impromptu party, and an impure thought ( or two ) on a semiregular basis. We consider our options, our alternatives, our exit strategies. We take notes, we plan ahead, but we always leave room for serendipity.

4. What doesn't kill me does not make me stronger. It makes me anxious, bitchy, and vulnerable... but nobody wants to see that embroidered on a pillow.