Girlfriends

As I see it, if you're a man in your twenties, your friends live to make life hard for you. They tell you you're ugly. Your job is sad. Your car is shite. Your girlfriend is going to leave you. It's their way of being supportive. But I am a woman. And the entire point of being female and having female friends is that however hideous, stupid, or unwise you look, act, or behave, they are biologically programmed to tell you you're wonderful, your hair looks fab, and that you did the right thing. It's their job!